Scarlett Says
Scarlett Says
Author: Scarlett Moffatt
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Queen of the Sofa
Queen of the Jungle
Queen of the one-liner
The Sunday Times Number 1 Bestseller
'Scarlett Says is absolutely brilliant and really funny. Half autobiography, half mad woman on a roundabout shouting at the traffic.' - Alan Carr
'My absolutely favourite Goggleboxer has a book out and it's brilliant.' - Richard Osman
We all love a bit of Scarlett Moffatt. After years of making us crack up on Channel 4's Gogglebox, in 2016 she won the nation over with her wit, and genuine, no-nonsense attitude to life, as she was crowned Queen of the Jungle on I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here.
In Scarlett Says, she takes us through all of life's biggest issues, from Tinder to tooth fairies and everything in between. This is an honest, revealing and very funny guide to the modern world from everyone's favourite girl-next-door.
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Book Title | Scarlett Says |
Author | Scarlett Moffatt |
ISBN |
Queen of the Sofa
Queen of the Jungle
Queen of the one-liner
The Sunday Times Number 1 Bestseller
'Scarlett Says is absolutely brilliant and really funny. Half autobiography, half mad woman on a roundabout shouting at the traffic.' - Alan Carr
'My absolutely favourite Goggleboxer has a book out and it's brilliant.' - Richard Osman
We all love a bit of Scarlett Moffatt. After years of making us crack up on Channel 4's Gogglebox, in 2016 she won the nation over with her wit, and genuine, no-nonsense attitude to life, as she was crowned Queen of the Jungle on I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here.
In Scarlett Says, she takes us through all of life's biggest issues, from Tinder to tooth fairies and everything in between. This is an honest, revealing and very funny guide to the modern world from everyone's favourite girl-next-door.
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